Zombies!!

Halloween in only a few days away and I'm loving the great horror thats being shown on cable.

AMC has thier Monsterfest going on. Nonstop horror movies 24/7 until the big crescendo on Halloween night. I was able to catch the classics Poltergeist 1 & 2 and Hellraiser 1 & 2. Can't wait for Exorcist 1 & 2!

Right now I'm watching Day of the Dead on IFC. One of my fav zombie movies. The corpsey gorey effects are top-notch.


lol I'm sure it's awsome with a Japanese dub

Zombie movies are my fav genre of horror. It's an intriguing mythology in these modern times of uncertainty. I even have The Zombie Survival Guide. I'm totally prepared when the zombie plague hits.

It's a good read. Check it out.

The best zombie movie, in my humble opinion, is Dead Alive or Braindead.


This wonderful movie was directed by Peter Jackson. You may know him from a small low-budget series of films he directed called The Lord of the Rings. He made the most bloody zombie movie of all time. It's incredibly-super-gorey. So gorey it's retarded.

Was I right or was I right? lol

It's even got a zombie baby!

Pure Freakin' Genius!

Ok, it's early morning and I'm gonna end this post with a game of sorts. Too bad I can't embed it into the post so here's a link.

Zombie Infection Simulator
http://kevan.org/proce55ing/zombies/

Enjoy...while you still can. Bwahahahahahahaha!!

Turok

Ok, it's been over a week since I last posted something. I've been buzzing ever since I visited Titmouse.

So now we must move on with other things that interest me. And that would be dinosaurs. Dinosaurs and ultra-fps violence. Dinosaurs, ultra-fps violence and videogames. Who can mix these things into a cocktail of bullets and gore and ancient monsters?

TUROK, FOOL!

Sorry about the age verification. Just put in 1980 for the year and you should be fine. Damn kids.

I'm am in constant awe of how far videogames have come since my childhood days of Atari, Colecovision and Nintendo.


So Much Potential!

Forget Halo. As much as I like Halo. There are plenty of games that look better. I know, some of you have a hardon for Master Chief. Good for you. But, this has dinosaurs!! DINOSAURS DAMMIT!!!!



This is looking to be a great experience. Running around shooting dudes and giant lizards. So much better than running around shooting dudes and hostile aliens.

Titmouse & Metalocalypse

Today was an adventure.

I just so happen to know someone who works on one of my fav cartoon shows: Metalocalypse. If you don't know what that is here's a clip.

Fucking Brutal

I was able to snag a little tour of Titmouse Inc. which produces the show. I must say that it was quite the experience. I got to see some of the peeps working on a music video(Mermaider) and my friend and her coworkers working on some drawings for an upcoming episode. I also got to see an early animatic of an episode which hasn't aired yet. Very thrilling stuff.....well for me anyways. lol

Here's a couple of pics..

There's the outside


Me and one o'the creators Brendan Small

I should've took more pics, especially of the stacks and stacks of drawings they had lying around(like the 4-armed baby mermaid) But, I didn't want to be a distraction with a camera flash goin off every 5 seconds. Everyone there was very cool and one of 'em thought I was an intern(I wish lol) I hope to one day be apart of that whole scene. Gives me some idea on what goes on at an animation studio. Cool peeps through and through.

Guitar Hero 3

Ahhh...guitar hero.

The game that makes my fingers wants to snap off and go on strike. The songs on the second installment are fun and I am working my way through the expert career mode, (which took me nearly a year to get to). The songs are hard as hell and they make my hands ache just thinking about it.

Now, GH3 is releasing to the world at the end of the month and I gotta say that I'm impressed with the tracklist this time around, Slayer, Iron Maiden, Metallica, The Dead Kennedys, The Rolling Stones just to name a few. And some of the bonus bands I've actually heard of made the cut. But there's one band in the bonus section that I know I'll love to hate. DRAGONFORCE.....


I'm Scared!

Ozzie's Bark at the Moon was hard, so was Buckethead's Jordan. But, this makes me cry.

Superman is a dick..

I found this great site, superfun 100%!

http://www.superdickery.com/

Real comicbook covers, sadistic superman scenarios.
Don't belive me? check this out....

(click for bigger pic)


He always seems so happy when he's killing her...

and that is the tip o' the iceberg lol

Plus there are other galleries of old unbelieveable comic covers....enjoy!

I am so SMRT!

WOO HOO!!!

Can this be the greatest Simpsons game evar?

Believe in yourself, boy! Even if I don't! lol





I am a happy Homer. :P

CryptoExe

It's Halloween people and here's something new to scare the skeletons out of small children.(My fav pastime BTW)

I love cryptozoology. Bigfoot, Nessie, The Mothman, El Chupacabra etc. ect. I like the idea of animals or beings that are just outside the reach of modern science. The supernatural paranormal beasties seen out of the corner of your eye, shit that makes ya do a double-take. The stuff of legends and myths that become ingrained in our psyches. Is it real or is it some jerk in a fursuit or a sheet with eye-holes cut out? I love it all. It's what makes life worth living.

Then I saw this......



It's not the whole film which is sad. Apparently whoever owns the film had it removed from youtube. But there are other vids that are "studies". Which is what I got posted here.
This little film was "found" lol. They're calling it The Gable Film: The Michigan Dogman. It reminds me of the famous Patterson bigfoot film. Who knows if it's fake or not. Frankly, it doesnt matter to me. It's a creepy testament to what man hasn't discovered. And if it is a fake, kudos to whoever made it. It's an incredible piece of art.

Ooooh, Second post.....

Hehe, I guess I should be surprised.

One of my most fav tv shows is making a slow comeback from cancellation hell. Can anyone guess what that might be? Anyone....anyone? A free cookie to whoever can answer.

GAH! I can't hold it in any longer. It's FUTURAMA!!!!!

How many years has it been? Watching the show religiously on Adult Swim, buying the dvd's just to hear the creators commentary and secretly plotting and scheming to blow up Fox Network for cancelling the show. But now it's making the slow return to life. Yay! I'm a happy monkey!

So now there's a trailer for the DVD movie and I'm gonna shamelessly promote it like theres no tomorrow. *cough*



HELL FROZE OVER!!! FUTURAMA IS COMING BACK AND SATAN WANTS A SWEATER!!!!

Keepin' Up Wit Da Joneses

Well, here it is. My blog thing is now active and ready to eject hot slimy retribution onto the interwebs. I am now like the rest of the people with blogs. I got opinions that no one will listen to no matter how loud I scream. So.....uhhhhhhhhhhh.....yeah.

First post completed.

Directions on how to remove the spyware from your computer after visiting my corner of the internet will follow.......